Μερικά είναι ποοοολύ καλά (έλιωσα με το pointer και το shitzu). Για τους αγγλομαθείς, γιατί νομίζω θα έχανε στη μετάφραση:
WICH DOG SHOULD CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one? And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Collie: No, don't change it. If it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch.
Chinese Crested: I can put it in, I can jump and spin!
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead. Make me!
Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Cat: You need light to see? Weakling.
WICH DOG SHOULD CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one? And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Collie: No, don't change it. If it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch.
Chinese Crested: I can put it in, I can jump and spin!
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead. Make me!
Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Cat: You need light to see? Weakling.
